Love Quiz

What Kind of Ex Are You?

Not all relationships are perfect, but how well do you handle your exes? How do you cope after the break-up? Let us find out through this entertaining quiz.

  1. Your ex's birthday is today. What would you do?

    • a.
      I'd call or send a text message wishing my ex a happy birthday.
       
    • b.
      I'd send my ex a box full or worms and spiders as my birthday gift.
       
    • c.
      Nothing. Why would I bother?
       
    • d.
      I'd buy a cake and celebrate my ex's birthday on my own.
       

  2. You are cleaning your room and found a shirt your ex gave to you. What would you do?

    • a.
      I'd call my ex and ask if he/she is interested to collect the shirt.
       
    • b.
      I'd burn the shirt and send the ashes to my ex.
       
    • c.
      I'd throw it without second thought.
       
    • d.
      I'd keep it. The shirt would only be your link to your ex.
       

  3. You are strolling in the mall when you find your ex with a new partner. What would you do?

    • a.
      I'd say hi to my ex and try to have a quick chat before leaving.
       
    • b.
      I'd casually ask my ex if his/her STD has been treated already.
       
    • c.
      I'd completely ignore my ex.
       
    • d.
      I'd approach my ex and ask why he/she broke up with me.
       

  4. Your ex is getting married and has invited you. What would you do?

    • a.
      I'd attend the wedding. After all, it is a happy moment for your ex.
       
    • b.
      I'd crash the reception, secretly put laxatives in the wedding cake, and watch chaos break loose.
       
    • c.
      I won't attend the wedding. What would I do there anyway?
       
    • d.
      I'd attend the wedding and interfere with the proceedings, especially when the priest asks if there is someone who does not agree with the marriage.
       

  5. Someone who doesn't know that you've broken up asks about your relationship. How would you answer?

    • a.
      "We've broken up, but my ex is fine. We still chat every once in a while."
       
    • b.
      "We've broken up already, but it's okay. He/She is in the mental hospital anyway."
       
    • c.
      "Uhm...we haven't been in touch after we broke up."
       
    • d.
      "He/She broke up with me, but I know we'll be together again someday."
       

  6. If your break-up was a movie, what genre would it best fit?

    • a.
      A romantic comedy with a not-so-happy ending.
       
    • b.
      An action movie filled with fight scenes and explosions.
       
    • c.
      A documentary devoid of any feeling.
       
    • d.
      A tear-jerker drama with lots of melodramatic dialog.